Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Your life

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Guess what? You guessed it.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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