- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

what do you call a black guy african american

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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