If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

White NBA players.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

wanna here a joke? you.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

My Butthole.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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