- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

If youre African, why are you white?

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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