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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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