how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Stephen Hawking

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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