- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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