what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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BIG MAC'S

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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