- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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