What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Religion.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

A blonde dies Lololol

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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