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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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