- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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