- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

whats black? the colour

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

H o m o comes out as homo

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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