Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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Your mam is so fat.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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