- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Chris Bosh's neck

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Jack Stevens

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