- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

an emo girl walked into a white room

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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