PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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