- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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