- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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