- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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