- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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