What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Click here for free sandwich.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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