- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

a man walked into a bar and said ow

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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