Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

haha black people :D

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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