- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why can't february march Because april may

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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