- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

No soap radio

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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