- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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