Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

what do you call a black guy african american

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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