What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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a chinese man pays the full price

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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