A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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