- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

404 Error: Joke not found

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What's two plus two? Window

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Title IX

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

you suck

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

BIG MAC'S

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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