- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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