- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

sky's sty

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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