Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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they told me not to write here but i did

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