How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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Anthony sucks

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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