- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

It says so on your cap.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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