- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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