- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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