why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

I need to start studying.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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