so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Get it? More.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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