why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Religion.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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