- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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