- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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