- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

When life throws knives at you, run away.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What is the name of the car? What

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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