- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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