- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

bite me

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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