Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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