I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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mark is religion

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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8=> >->-o

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Mahmy

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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