- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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