when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Matthew Wyckoff

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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