- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Guess what? You guessed it.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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