What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Terry has ebola

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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