- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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