- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Whose your daddy? Not me

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Guess what What

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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