what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Mahmy

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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