- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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