- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Your mother just died.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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