What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Obama = ebola

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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