Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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TELL

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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