How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Why? Why not?

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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