- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

nolan is gay

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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