- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

your face

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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