What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Robin, get in the car, please.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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