What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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