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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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