- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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