There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Matthew Wyckoff

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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