Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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9/11 my birthday

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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destiny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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