- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Who wants $300? Me too.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

why do mexicans get made fun of

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

what is worse than a guy pissed?

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