Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Your life

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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