Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

A Serbian Film

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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