- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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