- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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