- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

smell the vitamin C

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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