- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Who wants $300? Me too.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

why do mexicans get made fun of

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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