- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Women's rights

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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