There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

hi michael

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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