- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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