- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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