Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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