Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

A storm be brewin!

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Women's Rights Movement

I just threw up..In my pants.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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