- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

The chickens have become self-aware!

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Hi, my name is Jake.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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