Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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