What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What is older than history?

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Anti Joke

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