How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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