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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

say it ten times fast: oh

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person