- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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