- Anti Joke

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

richard is fag

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

whats the stage after cancer? you die

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up