- Anti Joke

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Abortion.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...