- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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