Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Vaginal secretions

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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