I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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