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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

knock knock

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Im cute hehehee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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