a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Anthony sucks

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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