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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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