whats 2+2? math.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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TRICERATOPS!

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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Buzi vagy!

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I Have a Black Friend

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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Anti Joke

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