- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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