what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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