Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Your mom is so old she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What happened to my sunglasses?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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