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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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