- Anti Joke

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

PIED NINNY!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

every knight i see an owl at window

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!