- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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