How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

were at work systems r down

Terraria

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Ehh

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A baby seal walks into a club.

VITAMIN C!

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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