Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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