- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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