the midget went to the midget store

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Barack Obama

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

black people

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

A guy at a baseball game....

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

where is the world?

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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