Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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I have read the terms and conditions

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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