- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Christ is a conspiracy

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What's brown an sticky Shit

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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