A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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