why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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