What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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The global news

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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