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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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