Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Sex

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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