Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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