What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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