A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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A hill billy went fishing

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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