- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

What is my name? I dont know

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

What does? 42

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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