- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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