So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Hi

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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