Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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4 hours later.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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