- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

homosexual rights to marriage

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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