- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Sixty... eight

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

PIED NINNY!

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Sixty... eight

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

PIED NINNY!

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Sixty... eight

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*