- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

G:nock nock B:come in!

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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