- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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