What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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