- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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