- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

I wrote a funny joke.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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