Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

A hill billy went fishing

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Sex

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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