Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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