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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

A drunk guy walks into a car

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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