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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

The EPA.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

KOOKABURRA

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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