- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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