Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

A hill billy went fishing

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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