- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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