- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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