- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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