- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

No because your face is really f***** up.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

womans having rights.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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