Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What's big and purple? Barney

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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