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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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