69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

rent a cops

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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