- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Where's my tractor?

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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