Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What is a jew in space? Dead

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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