The adventures of Helen Keller:

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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A guy walks into a bar and hears a someone crying. He asks the bartender who is crying and the bartender says "It's my goat. He's been crying since Tuesday, I'm giving a $500 reward to whoever can make him stop." So the man walks to the back and whispers something to the goat's ear and suddenly the goat starts laughing. The bartender was so amazed at what happened and says "Wow, thank you kind sir! Here's your reward money." and the man takes the money and leaves. The next day the man returns to the bar and the bartender says "Hey, ever since you made my goat laugh he hasn't stopped. He's been driving me nuts. I'll give you another $500 to make him stop." So again, the man goes to the back of the bar and whispers to the the goats ear. Suddenly, the goat start crying again. The bartender can't believe it. He asks "How in the world did you do that? What did you say to my goat?" The man says "Well the first time I saw your goat I told him a joke." "Okay, that explains why he kept laughing..." the bartender asks "Now, what did you say to make him cry?" The man replies "I told him..." Suddenly the goat escapes and goes completely crazy and kills everybody in the bar with his horns. Till this day no one knows what the man said to the goat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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