Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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