- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

The EPA.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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