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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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