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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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