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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Womens rights.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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