What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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