Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Steven hawkings shook my hand

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

No because your face is really f***** up.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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