A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

poopy is poopy

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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